Saturday, February 28, 2009 ; 10:50 PM {♥}
Friday, February 20, 2009 ; 9:13 PM {♥}
20 facts about Almighty :D
1. I cried for 2 weeks during my first 2 weeks of school in primary school.
You know, when im in PAP, school starts at 12 and ends at 3. In primary 1, school starts at 11 and ends at 6. And everytime the school bus comes, i'll just throw a tantrum about not wanting to board. O: I'll scream and cry in class, in order to make soft hearted dad fetch me home from school :D
2. My CCA was ballet for 6 months.
I wanted to wear the chio pink dress and have a chio big bun :D Ridiculous. -.-
3. Domo-kun and Doraemon totally rocks. (maybe Pokemon too)
How can a brown thing says 'JAJAJA' only but is so cute? How can a cute robot cat talks like human and digs out EVERYTHING from his magical pocket. :X
To mae : 'i thought it goes JAJAJA instead of CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP ?'
4. I'm a virgin.
I wrote this because, people doubt me due to the fact that i'm too knowledgeable about sex. So alright. :D!
5. I hate twitters more than bitches.
h0wx w0uldd uuiies feeL iifx iiex tyyppex lyykke dhhiis on myye bl0ggiie. Sickening, English is great the way it is nao. Contradicting, but i once typed lyykke dhhiis. OMG, it's getting fun. l0lxs.
6. I always wonder why Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth.
She doesn't have a mouth but still can talk leh. Gotta check wikipedia. O:
7. I once took Science club as CCA.
I sticked to it for 3 years. i was the leader when I'm in Primary 4. And my teacher allows me to boss people around like nobody's business. How great can i get . O:
8. You can't imagine how much i suck in homeecons.
Sec1, homeecons with mae. i didn't bring any ingredients, so i made the same dish as mae, which is sushis O: turn out to be rocks on seaweed. we ate it ._.
Sec2, homeecons with mae again. made wanton mee. The mee looks poisonous. thank god, we did have to eat it. O:
9. I watch gay animes.
They're hot.
10. I realised what a condom is when i'm Primary5.
Well, we had this school trip to China. and my hotel room totally STINKS. -.- went around looking for animal droppings and found none. Realised that an air refreshener would be useful. We went into the bathroom in search for one, and all the things there are labeled in chinese. took a box and found a round thing in it. Roommate says that we need to swing it around the room, so that the strawberry smell will diffuse? O:
After the stay, we were told by our teacher that we had to pay because we used something in the room. When our teacher realised that it's a condom, she nearly went bonkers. And when i got back to SIngapore, i went online to search what a condom is. :D
11. I know how to make edible cheesecake.
I really know ! (: and i didnt suffer stomache or something after eating it :D
12. I can do magic tricks with poker cards.
Ever since im 5, dad always amaze me with the tricks he have. (: So i got interested and asked him to teach me ;D teehee.
13. I hate misswong.
because, she suck. because, she confiscated at least 20 pairs of my earstuds, and everytime she takes it. she throws it. because, her voice suck. because, she's still a virgin and not married at 40+. because, she doesnt allow me to step in school before. because, ah. just ask her fuck off :\
14. I hate emo people.
Emo big fuck ? Emo people tends to do stuffs to attract attention, slashing their wrist, blahblah. Frankly speaking, if i see them doing so, i wouldn't give a damn. their wrist, not mine. There's once i got curious about emo people. I asked
'Hey, why would you wanna slash your wrist?'
'For sensational pain, it hurts so good.'
I took a penknife and cut myself. Hurts. Pain. Not good. Indeed, Lame.
15. I can't stand being in the rain.
You will be all sticky and wet and disgusting, and your hair will be gross, and omg. :\ Rain water is water that is evaporated from the oceans, sea and any puddle of water. So logically, if there's a puddle of urine in the middle of the road, it will eventually evaporate and mix in the clouds. And when there's a downpour, tadah! urine all over you. No, don't argue about having a filter in the sky. -.-
16. I might be good in blowjob.
I can tie a knot with a cherry stalk, and i suck lollipops 2 times faster than Mae and Uyweis.
17. I like guys younger than me.
And i dont know why. (:
18. I feel disgusted if i see people with gross nails.
I hate people with chipped nails or nails with dirt in it. I can't stand black nails, and nails with the smell of cigarette too.
19. I love AKZM (: (alot)(alot)(alot).
20. I'm glad to have Mae as a friend :D
Tell me, which girlfr of yours will accompany you to toys'r'us a sit there and play with you for 2 hours? which girlfr of yours will sit in the detention room with you? which girlfr of yours can stand my immaturity and stubborness?
Wheeee, we exchanged 20 facts O: I'm going to continue with my chinese homework. O:
Withloves, Almighty :D
PROSTERS FTW ♥
